Singer, painter, sexual healer.

I wish i were a witch.. it would rock so hard. I would do all kinds of really awesome things. I would do magic for my friends and how cool would it be to have a witch as your friend? Pretty friggen cool! Ill tell you that! I wouldnt fly and do that weird nose twitchey and all that bullshit. Id be a real witch and do good. Help people out and such. Id travel places and give my friend and family things that theyve always wanted and make their lives magical, and keep then safe.. Gosh, why cant i be a witch =(  I totally have a spell book. I should whip it out sometime, yeaaahhh.